Les (celesteh) wrote in packersnpacking,
Les
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Knit a dick

If you scroll down on this url http://www.castoff.info/shop.asp , you find a kit to make a surprisingly realistic looking packer out of yarn. There are some drawbacks to the material, but it ought to be machine washable and non-toxic, which are both plusses. I can't even guess whether it would pass the grope test (through clothes), and despite it's realism, it's not going to fool anybody who hasn't forgotten hir glasses at home.

The price might be a bit high, though. I don't know a darn thing about knitting, but my girlfriend is working on a pattern (a prototype is the userpic for this group). She's using blue hemp yarn, which is nice because it's my favorite color and I'm a hemp-loving hippie. The downside? Permanent blue balls.
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i wonder if the pattern inclues balls? not clear from the photo. interesting idea though, i like the non-toxic and washable part.
If I were good at knitting, and had the money, I would buy all of those patterns. All=genius.
Damn I wish I knitted.

Of course, I don't think I could wear that to pass. I'd be all walking up to people, "Wanna see my penis? No! I knitted it! It's cool!" =D